Home Theme Ask me anything

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

(via straight-faggot)

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via fackinggcody)

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via lovelydestructionxo)

Michael Faudet (via perfect)

(Source: michaelfaudet, via thelesbianguide)

You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

(via loop-holes)

elementary school:reads at a middle school level
middle school:reads at a high school level
high school:reads at a college level
college:re-reads Harry Potter

sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

(via fackinggcody)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player, Twitter Headers and Tumblr Follower Counter