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Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

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Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world


how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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Michael Faudet (via perfect)

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You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.





nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

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elementary school:reads at a middle school level
middle school:reads at a high school level
high school:reads at a college level
college:re-reads Harry Potter


even if im not horny im still pretty horny

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