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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

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officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself

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tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

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baby:d... d... d...
father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead (via larmoyante)

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So please ask yourself: What would I do if I weren’t afraid? And then go do it.

thefuuuucomics:

pr0bablysad:

bl00diedhell:

listoflifehacks:

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SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST


a clean butt plug

THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME HAHAHAH

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